Yay for free stuffs!
sorry, ok so im now completely healthy and out of the hospital.
so then lets catch up shall we? so my family did come down, it was rather dramatic, they were so sad and stuffs, i dont get the big deal it was only some internal bleeding, whats so wrong with that?
ok, so their all gone now as its clearly past thanksgiving, they came with gifts for me, now i have a new typewriter, so i can ward off those evil zombies, you hear that zombies, I HAVE A TYPEWRITER! Haha! victory is mine. they also left me lots of food, which i enjoy very much so.
as luck would have it, i just so happen to get a call today, yoy know who it was? my boss, im fired... isnt that just dandy? well its alright that job was lame anyway im better off, only now i have no job, so im guna go out and look for one in the morning but till then im all yours, so lets talk.
now that i can do just about anything i want, i was thinking, what if i had my dream job? what if i became a office worker, yeah that would be swell, no wait i was, hahah it sucked.
can anyone out there tell me of any dream jobs they may have?
omg, my coputer is about to die, so till next time, im dan, write me back.
Ender news, update.03
helloz and welcome too another update, im ur host Daaaaaaaaaaaave Kodak!
anyways so far we shot 2 parts and its looking good, today i do some interveiws and then take it home and edit.
everythings looking good, and be sure tp place ur money order for enderwear soon.
anyways so far we shot 2 parts and its looking good, today i do some interveiws and then take it home and edit.
everythings looking good, and be sure tp place ur money order for enderwear soon.
Ender News Update. 02
Tomorrow myself and select others will shoot some of "I Blame Ender: the movie"
as of this momment i have a new idea, since i am making a movie about it, why not make more?
"I Blame Ender : the movie" "I Blame Ender 2: I Blamed Ender" "We Blame Ender: the prequal to sphere" "I Blame Ender :the true story." "I Blame the life and death of Ender" and last but not least, well no it is least but anyway "Who Blames Ender? : fact and ficton"
as of this momment i have a new idea, since i am making a movie about it, why not make more?
"I Blame Ender : the movie" "I Blame Ender 2: I Blamed Ender" "We Blame Ender: the prequal to sphere" "I Blame Ender :the true story." "I Blame the life and death of Ender" and last but not least, well no it is least but anyway "Who Blames Ender? : fact and ficton"
Dan, part 3(warm bed, cold food)
"dan, sometimes you can be a real dumbass, but its not just you, look around, we got. man while was sniffling a candle while laying down, and oh theres glass in the ass man, and look theres that girl who always seems to get knocked up.
see dan your not the only idoit in town."
thanks for that doc, wow, got to love friends huh? ok well here i am at the hospital, so as if you didnt get it, big man sluged the hell outa me,im going to be here a while as i was told that it was bad, which is why i first said that stuff about family cuz now mine are on their way here since i might not be out intime for thanksgiving, no wait, it was yesterday, ok well anyway they're coming here to have it with me on sunday, which makes me feel bad, now their going to fly out here and my moms never going to let it go.
"so dan is this how you thought you'd be spending your weekend?"
no you fucktard, much like everyone else whos in a fucking comma NO I DIDNT!
ok well to be fair im not in a comma, but i might as well be with all these fucking tubes in my mouth, and the fact i cant move.
*sigh* well theres really not much to say other than i may be a bit behide on telling the story, im so pumped full of drugs right now im not sure how this story is coming out.
"she hou... gah.... end thiy haha wheeee"
see dan your not the only idoit in town."
thanks for that doc, wow, got to love friends huh? ok well here i am at the hospital, so as if you didnt get it, big man sluged the hell outa me,im going to be here a while as i was told that it was bad, which is why i first said that stuff about family cuz now mine are on their way here since i might not be out intime for thanksgiving, no wait, it was yesterday, ok well anyway they're coming here to have it with me on sunday, which makes me feel bad, now their going to fly out here and my moms never going to let it go.
"so dan is this how you thought you'd be spending your weekend?"
no you fucktard, much like everyone else whos in a fucking comma NO I DIDNT!
ok well to be fair im not in a comma, but i might as well be with all these fucking tubes in my mouth, and the fact i cant move.
*sigh* well theres really not much to say other than i may be a bit behide on telling the story, im so pumped full of drugs right now im not sure how this story is coming out.
"she hou... gah.... end thiy haha wheeee"
Dan, Part 2 (night)
that coffee hurt, yeah ok so lets talk about night 1, altho i was going to talk about day 1, but night day its all the same aslong as you know how this all started right?
so there i was, sitting at home, watching the clock tick as time slowly pass's by, the power was out or else lets face it, who the hell watch's a fucking clock?
anyway, the powers out im watching the clock, i have a candle or 12 out because well fire brings light and with out the light i really couldnt see the damn clock, at this point i was really wishing i had a book rather then sitting here looking like a fool, but then again im all alone so it really didnt matter what i did, im sure i could put on a play. or run around in my fucking shorts.
damn it, why do i keep doing that, i really have to get my shit together.
(day) fuck! ok so it was morning, lalala, sun was out and birds where chirping, and i was waking up to find a drunk girl beside me, ahh life was good, wait, what the hell, a drunk girl? what the fuck did i ... oh yeah... see i forgot to tell you this but when the power goes out theres only one thing to do, hit up the pub!
folks meet wendy, single 32, 1 kid, works at bar, hates men, and sleeps around. (insert photo of drunk whore here) well now that you know who she is, maybe youre wondering where i am, well i am in her house, well not her house her ex boyfriends house. *click* shit, that sound cant be good *slam* oh fuck, i think hes home and not happy.
as i was grabing my shit and runing like hell out the window, i saw something on a bedside table, it was a letter that had something about wolfs and hunting on it, it was all writen in blue pen, very style-ish not like anybody ever writes to another redneck about hunting.... only in this show folks;(at which point id like to add the fact i had time to read this while throwing my pants and shirt on knowing theres a big pissed off redneck about to kick my ass, yeah this wont come back latter in the story im sure of it)
*slam* oh fuck... {ok im just guna pause this for a bit, see i didnt know who her ex was but now i do as hes right the hell infront of me, yeah ok so this is that guy who used to bully the hell outa me in highschool, you know that real pain in the ass guy who got all the girls, yeah well im standing infront of his bed, with his ex pased out and naked on the bed}
Fuck!!!!!*POW!*
so there i was, sitting at home, watching the clock tick as time slowly pass's by, the power was out or else lets face it, who the hell watch's a fucking clock?
anyway, the powers out im watching the clock, i have a candle or 12 out because well fire brings light and with out the light i really couldnt see the damn clock, at this point i was really wishing i had a book rather then sitting here looking like a fool, but then again im all alone so it really didnt matter what i did, im sure i could put on a play. or run around in my fucking shorts.
damn it, why do i keep doing that, i really have to get my shit together.
(day) fuck! ok so it was morning, lalala, sun was out and birds where chirping, and i was waking up to find a drunk girl beside me, ahh life was good, wait, what the hell, a drunk girl? what the fuck did i ... oh yeah... see i forgot to tell you this but when the power goes out theres only one thing to do, hit up the pub!
folks meet wendy, single 32, 1 kid, works at bar, hates men, and sleeps around. (insert photo of drunk whore here) well now that you know who she is, maybe youre wondering where i am, well i am in her house, well not her house her ex boyfriends house. *click* shit, that sound cant be good *slam* oh fuck, i think hes home and not happy.
as i was grabing my shit and runing like hell out the window, i saw something on a bedside table, it was a letter that had something about wolfs and hunting on it, it was all writen in blue pen, very style-ish not like anybody ever writes to another redneck about hunting.... only in this show folks;(at which point id like to add the fact i had time to read this while throwing my pants and shirt on knowing theres a big pissed off redneck about to kick my ass, yeah this wont come back latter in the story im sure of it)
*slam* oh fuck... {ok im just guna pause this for a bit, see i didnt know who her ex was but now i do as hes right the hell infront of me, yeah ok so this is that guy who used to bully the hell outa me in highschool, you know that real pain in the ass guy who got all the girls, yeah well im standing infront of his bed, with his ex pased out and naked on the bed}
Fuck!!!!!*POW!*
Dan. part 1. "intro"
You know those times when familys come to visit and its always a real pain in the ass, you have to get ready, clean the house, wash the car, make sure you room doesnt stink, yeah you know the drill, unless of course you have no family that ever comes to see you, in which case i'd pat you on the back and say "luck you" or how about "good job" but anyway, ok so here i was well no thats not right because for me to say "here i was" would really not be the right context for the story, ok now im just going on, geez people always seem to do that shit i still am ok let me start over.
Hi, my names Dan, this is a story, well its more of a movie, ok i dont really know what it is, but yes getting to the real point, so my family was coming into town and like normal theres the uncle who has bad hair and is too tall, we got ahh yes that wierd old aunt who loves elvis, and then theres mom and dad who as always try to get me to talk about my girlfriend, even tho i dont have one but as far as they know i do, and im just keeping it from them, then theres the sister, its not that i dont like her or anything but what cna i say she's a real pain in the ass.
Ok, so try to get this tiny little picture in your head of what thanksgiving with family that you haven't seen in a really long time is like. now you know that moment when they bring the food out and everyons is kinda looking at you as if its your job to say something, yeah thats what its like for me the whole time my family's in town, so now that you have a idea of what im feeling let me tell you a bit about myself.
I work in a cube, in an office, on the 4th floor of a relaly large building, much like the rest of the grunts i really dont get anywhere, as much as i hate my job the only real thing i want to do is well kinda out of my way, you see, as a kid i wanted to do magic, and i put on some magic shows, i grew out of that, which i really do miss doing but now i handle systems analysts for a company called "Obscuraura Tech" its really not that great a job, anyway, i have very little friends, theres jim from i.t, sally from accounting, and bob from... well nobody really knows what bob does.
i live on my own in barrie ontario, which for those who dont know thats in canada.
Well, now that everything i can think of is out of the way let me start this story off the way i should have started it.
dan-"mark.... mark"*taps on back*
dan-"mark what the hell are you doing i asked you to get those sheets filled out and sent down to the guys in accounting"
this is the best part of my job, i get to bust on the new kids all i want and as far as they know with as long as ive worked here i have some real status, but i dont, and untill they are kissing ass and playing golf with my boss, they wont know, how ever it gives me a real sense of how much i should have sucked up when i first walked into the building of endless yeas of work and nothing to show from it.
Oh shit, folks im sorry this storys all wrong let me go back, ok forget what i just said about work and mark and well all that, in fact if you want to remember it look in the deleted scenes cuz its outa here*smack* ahh the sound of a baseball bat hitting something far enought away so i dont have to deal with it, ok so back to the family thing.
So, anyway.... uncle pete, yeah thats my uncles name, its pete, ahh damn it!!!! i just spilt coffee all over my desk and lap, fuck........ To Be Continued.
Hi, my names Dan, this is a story, well its more of a movie, ok i dont really know what it is, but yes getting to the real point, so my family was coming into town and like normal theres the uncle who has bad hair and is too tall, we got ahh yes that wierd old aunt who loves elvis, and then theres mom and dad who as always try to get me to talk about my girlfriend, even tho i dont have one but as far as they know i do, and im just keeping it from them, then theres the sister, its not that i dont like her or anything but what cna i say she's a real pain in the ass.
Ok, so try to get this tiny little picture in your head of what thanksgiving with family that you haven't seen in a really long time is like. now you know that moment when they bring the food out and everyons is kinda looking at you as if its your job to say something, yeah thats what its like for me the whole time my family's in town, so now that you have a idea of what im feeling let me tell you a bit about myself.
I work in a cube, in an office, on the 4th floor of a relaly large building, much like the rest of the grunts i really dont get anywhere, as much as i hate my job the only real thing i want to do is well kinda out of my way, you see, as a kid i wanted to do magic, and i put on some magic shows, i grew out of that, which i really do miss doing but now i handle systems analysts for a company called "Obscuraura Tech" its really not that great a job, anyway, i have very little friends, theres jim from i.t, sally from accounting, and bob from... well nobody really knows what bob does.
i live on my own in barrie ontario, which for those who dont know thats in canada.
Well, now that everything i can think of is out of the way let me start this story off the way i should have started it.
dan-"mark.... mark"*taps on back*
dan-"mark what the hell are you doing i asked you to get those sheets filled out and sent down to the guys in accounting"
this is the best part of my job, i get to bust on the new kids all i want and as far as they know with as long as ive worked here i have some real status, but i dont, and untill they are kissing ass and playing golf with my boss, they wont know, how ever it gives me a real sense of how much i should have sucked up when i first walked into the building of endless yeas of work and nothing to show from it.
Oh shit, folks im sorry this storys all wrong let me go back, ok forget what i just said about work and mark and well all that, in fact if you want to remember it look in the deleted scenes cuz its outa here*smack* ahh the sound of a baseball bat hitting something far enought away so i dont have to deal with it, ok so back to the family thing.
So, anyway.... uncle pete, yeah thats my uncles name, its pete, ahh damn it!!!! i just spilt coffee all over my desk and lap, fuck........ To Be Continued.
"I Blame Ender" news .01
hello peoples of the interweb.
today i am starting my work on the "I Blame Ender" film, which has been in the making for all of one week.
now as many of you may know i dont have a freaking clue on how to take stuff from my camra and put it on the internet, if you have any ideas or are just smarter then me feel free to drop me a line.
so i will more then likely be doing more show updates about how its going on my project.
enjoy! or be destro-ed!
today i am starting my work on the "I Blame Ender" film, which has been in the making for all of one week.
now as many of you may know i dont have a freaking clue on how to take stuff from my camra and put it on the internet, if you have any ideas or are just smarter then me feel free to drop me a line.
so i will more then likely be doing more show updates about how its going on my project.
enjoy! or be destro-ed!
show update #7.3
hello peoples, im fucking bored so lets do a show, its tuseday, November 14th.
so here i am sitting at home listening to some Coal Chamber, i wanted to go out but i cant for i have to wait for my swords to come in the mail, which shockingly should only be a few days, anywere between the 15h and the 18th.
im so bored im ripping out my eyelashs, im not kidding im that fucking bored.
i've got no co-host, and nothing better to do, i wish i had a mic so that i could do this in audio format, which one day i'll buy that mic, hell i might ask my mom to buy me one.
anyway... i just wanted to drop by and do an update on some things, i need new things to talk about and maybe even someone to kick me in the nuts and tell me to get a job...
so anyway i was wondering, should dave come up with a new idea for all those out there who do happen to drop by and read?
i ask you this in hopes you'll give me some kind of clue on what to do for my shows, so far my shows have only been getting worse, which is odd cuz they used to be soo good, well back before i had this eblogger crap.
hmmmmmm, i wonder, should i do any of this or does the show go on, viggos dead, nothing can change that, but maybe i should get other gest speaks, oh, i could get 2, and sean kennedy, and even that short guy smokehouse.
anyways since theres no real point of keeping up with this crap if nobody reads it i want a response, at least one.
anyway, for now, im dave kodak saying "let your piss fly"
{todays show has not been brought to you by anyone other then myself as places are kicking me from their payment list as i have no real fans}
Kodak™-2002 Kodak Productions,inc. All Rights Reserved.
Magoror pictures.2005.
so here i am sitting at home listening to some Coal Chamber, i wanted to go out but i cant for i have to wait for my swords to come in the mail, which shockingly should only be a few days, anywere between the 15h and the 18th.
im so bored im ripping out my eyelashs, im not kidding im that fucking bored.
i've got no co-host, and nothing better to do, i wish i had a mic so that i could do this in audio format, which one day i'll buy that mic, hell i might ask my mom to buy me one.
anyway... i just wanted to drop by and do an update on some things, i need new things to talk about and maybe even someone to kick me in the nuts and tell me to get a job...
so anyway i was wondering, should dave come up with a new idea for all those out there who do happen to drop by and read?
i ask you this in hopes you'll give me some kind of clue on what to do for my shows, so far my shows have only been getting worse, which is odd cuz they used to be soo good, well back before i had this eblogger crap.
hmmmmmm, i wonder, should i do any of this or does the show go on, viggos dead, nothing can change that, but maybe i should get other gest speaks, oh, i could get 2, and sean kennedy, and even that short guy smokehouse.
anyways since theres no real point of keeping up with this crap if nobody reads it i want a response, at least one.
anyway, for now, im dave kodak saying "let your piss fly"
{todays show has not been brought to you by anyone other then myself as places are kicking me from their payment list as i have no real fans}
Kodak™-2002 Kodak Productions,inc. All Rights Reserved.
Magoror pictures.2005.
the dave show, beta?
hello and welcome to another show by me.
thats right today we do our beta show, which means, dun dun dun duh!
nothing at all.
same show format, just thinking about doing it in audio.
hmm alright well lets kick things off with news in the new times.
ok so starting at the plate we have 2, The Ranting Gryphon's new show 2Sense 2.0
ok well maybe its not new, but hes back to making it only after a year.
this show contains awesome shit for anyone who likes to listen to a dude having fun on his own show.
there more to the show then just poop and fart jokes, no theres burbs aswell. hahaha
no but really. alright so you can find a link to his website, but sadly he stoped hosting the show for down load, or at least the new show, but heres his website all the same. http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/index.htm it also has the best in rants, the best in storys, and the best artwork for furrs.
well here i am once again not knowing what to say or do, man i wish i had a co-host, oh no thats right he pissed me off and now hes folded more times then gary buseys forehead.
mindless random ramblings should go on and such, as i have no real time line for this show id like to say thanks to anyone whos tuned in and such forth, im sure its taking you longer to read then it is for me to type, thanks for dealing with my crap, i wont lie to you just yet, my show used to be good, and funny too.
*sigh* viggo....
oh wells, so today we do have a gest, filling in for the man who could use so me fillings.
its Ender!.... ok no no its not. its really just crazy pants man.
background info on crazy pants man, hes about 5'7, loves cats, wears pants, likes wearing pants, and im sure he owns many pairs of paints.
hello crazy pants man your on the air.
cpm- dave? have we started yet?
dave- yes crazy pants man we have, due to the disclamer rigths and the fact we dont want ben sueing me again i cant use your real name.
cpm- ahh i see, thats alirght.
dave- yeah, so cpm sorry about bringing you into the show so late in, but why dont you tell the listeners how they can get on the show?
cpm- well erm.. what listeners you told me it was texted based show, you cant hear it, hell im looking at your blog right now.
dave- are you going to tell them or do i have too?
cpm- ok well in order to get on the dave show or one of his other shows, just send him an email asking to be on, then get the hell on his msn, and he'lll tell you what to do, he does his co-hosts aside from viggo, over msn if they live too far away to be in the studio... and by that i mean his basement...
dave- yeah, well folks i think ive tooken up enough of your time for this show, tty; and such.
cpm- sure jerk.
{todays show has greatfull been brought to you by "fake cheese in a jar, theres no better cheese then fake jar cheese" - cheese wiz}
im dave kodak and thats my show, for all you first time listeners write me or something i really need something to talk about. - ender of lineage
Kodak™-2002 Kodak Productions,inc. All Rights Reserved.
Magoror pictures.2005.
thats right today we do our beta show, which means, dun dun dun duh!
nothing at all.
same show format, just thinking about doing it in audio.
hmm alright well lets kick things off with news in the new times.
ok so starting at the plate we have 2, The Ranting Gryphon's new show 2Sense 2.0
ok well maybe its not new, but hes back to making it only after a year.
this show contains awesome shit for anyone who likes to listen to a dude having fun on his own show.
there more to the show then just poop and fart jokes, no theres burbs aswell. hahaha
no but really. alright so you can find a link to his website, but sadly he stoped hosting the show for down load, or at least the new show, but heres his website all the same. http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/index.htm it also has the best in rants, the best in storys, and the best artwork for furrs.
well here i am once again not knowing what to say or do, man i wish i had a co-host, oh no thats right he pissed me off and now hes folded more times then gary buseys forehead.
mindless random ramblings should go on and such, as i have no real time line for this show id like to say thanks to anyone whos tuned in and such forth, im sure its taking you longer to read then it is for me to type, thanks for dealing with my crap, i wont lie to you just yet, my show used to be good, and funny too.
*sigh* viggo....
oh wells, so today we do have a gest, filling in for the man who could use so me fillings.
its Ender!.... ok no no its not. its really just crazy pants man.
background info on crazy pants man, hes about 5'7, loves cats, wears pants, likes wearing pants, and im sure he owns many pairs of paints.
hello crazy pants man your on the air.
cpm- dave? have we started yet?
dave- yes crazy pants man we have, due to the disclamer rigths and the fact we dont want ben sueing me again i cant use your real name.
cpm- ahh i see, thats alirght.
dave- yeah, so cpm sorry about bringing you into the show so late in, but why dont you tell the listeners how they can get on the show?
cpm- well erm.. what listeners you told me it was texted based show, you cant hear it, hell im looking at your blog right now.
dave- are you going to tell them or do i have too?
cpm- ok well in order to get on the dave show or one of his other shows, just send him an email asking to be on, then get the hell on his msn, and he'lll tell you what to do, he does his co-hosts aside from viggo, over msn if they live too far away to be in the studio... and by that i mean his basement...
dave- yeah, well folks i think ive tooken up enough of your time for this show, tty; and such.
cpm- sure jerk.
{todays show has greatfull been brought to you by "fake cheese in a jar, theres no better cheese then fake jar cheese" - cheese wiz}
im dave kodak and thats my show, for all you first time listeners write me or something i really need something to talk about. - ender of lineage
Kodak™-2002 Kodak Productions,inc. All Rights Reserved.
Magoror pictures.2005.
dave show, no more????
ok so sorry to tell eveyrone but the dave show is being cancelled for the time being, along with all my other shows.
ben affleck is sueing me.
b/c i nailed his wife.
now this means i have no money for the show.
so in order to get money im going to whore out his wife for only 1 $ an hour, if anyone would like to buy his wife for sex, please leave me a note and i may be able to get ym show back on the air.
i did not really nail his wife, but for saying i did, he nor could anyone else take leagle action.
"this is america and in america, we have the freedom of speach to say anything we want"- for ben affleck to sue me, i would say that followed by "as you do not believe in freedom of speach, you are an anti-american, this means you sir affleck are a terrorist."
fuck the system in its knee!
ben affleck is sueing me.
b/c i nailed his wife.
now this means i have no money for the show.
so in order to get money im going to whore out his wife for only 1 $ an hour, if anyone would like to buy his wife for sex, please leave me a note and i may be able to get ym show back on the air.
i did not really nail his wife, but for saying i did, he nor could anyone else take leagle action.
"this is america and in america, we have the freedom of speach to say anything we want"- for ben affleck to sue me, i would say that followed by "as you do not believe in freedom of speach, you are an anti-american, this means you sir affleck are a terrorist."
fuck the system in its knee!
storys, the last.
2513.
these ships suck dan, come on, fix the flux drive on T33G6i or i cant fly anymore, and they need us up in the combat fleat!
sir you wanted to see me?
"yes gorden, please sit down"
( i wasnt sure what i was about to be told, i thought after that stunt i was about to be caned for sure)
"do you know why i asked you in here?"
am i fired for what i just pulled out in the R section?
"no not at all, i nfact im sending you on a new mission"
yeah thats how it always starts, some hot shot rookie thinks hes got the chops, i knew he wasnt ready and now im stuck here and hes dead.
this may very well be the day i die. those radiers come back at dawn and im dead by then.
...its really cold out, but i know that doesnt matter unless my team finds me, those bastards already killed off 3 men, and im not reasy to be next, these bars are far to hard to break. and my guns right over there, i wish i had my rope, i knew i shouldnt have left it with the rookie.
*Clank!?!?*
these ships suck dan, come on, fix the flux drive on T33G6i or i cant fly anymore, and they need us up in the combat fleat!
sir you wanted to see me?
"yes gorden, please sit down"
( i wasnt sure what i was about to be told, i thought after that stunt i was about to be caned for sure)
"do you know why i asked you in here?"
am i fired for what i just pulled out in the R section?
"no not at all, i nfact im sending you on a new mission"
yeah thats how it always starts, some hot shot rookie thinks hes got the chops, i knew he wasnt ready and now im stuck here and hes dead.
this may very well be the day i die. those radiers come back at dawn and im dead by then.
...its really cold out, but i know that doesnt matter unless my team finds me, those bastards already killed off 3 men, and im not reasy to be next, these bars are far to hard to break. and my guns right over there, i wish i had my rope, i knew i shouldnt have left it with the rookie.
*Clank!?!?*
hang'n with viggo, a mass panic.
nah nah nah Fuck i forgot it was friday.
hello and welcome to the really late copy of hang'n with viggo, i almost missed this show.
ok so here tonight i got jack shit all, hmm alright news, well as for news joel got some new DvD's, and i watched some movies and people are in school, and uh yeah whoooo
ok so uh yeah sorry but i got to get this on the air so goodnight.
in other words i'll be doing my saterday show
Viggo- hello?
*click sorry viggo
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{eat cheese!!!!!}
hello and welcome to the really late copy of hang'n with viggo, i almost missed this show.
ok so here tonight i got jack shit all, hmm alright news, well as for news joel got some new DvD's, and i watched some movies and people are in school, and uh yeah whoooo
ok so uh yeah sorry but i got to get this on the air so goodnight.
in other words i'll be doing my saterday show
Viggo- hello?
*click sorry viggo
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{eat cheese!!!!!}
dave show staring, someone else 8
hi welcome to the st.kitts slasher studio.
here at SKSS we like to think of ourselfs as slashing the media, well the ones we meet anyway hahaha.
but really folks, welcome to the dave show, today rather then have any gests and or program info, we are going to take u on the magical tour thru the building...
{fades in/ opening music}
well thanks for joining us on our 6th show.
here we are in the heart of Magoror Studios.
now this room has walls, 11 of them.
each wall has something new on it, its a fairly big room as anyone whos been in my house would tell you.
{real person, not paid and or fake in anyway}" i've been in his der house and its mighty big room uhu"
yeah... so this is my work station, its my computer, or as i call it, the magic box i talk into.
now lets go upthe stairs for a bit, ok now where in my kitchen. its a lovely room with lots of messy unclean dishes, its mostly where i clean.
ok now over here we have a room we arnt too sure about,. it has boxes and a table it was once our living room, and then our dinning room, but now we dont have a clue on what it is.
ok this is my moms room... it has stuff, moving on.
so this is what used to be a bathroom, it had a toliet and a sink and a shower but for some reason everything was ripped out and now all it has is a shower that doesnt work... sad isnt it?
ok so this is my room, its where mount magoror and myself normaly are. in here we see i have 2 tv's and a smashed to shit computer, i also have a dresser... wich as most people i dont keep my cloths in.
now lets go across the hall, here we have our ne living room complete with a bed rather then a sofa for som odd reason.
so back downstairs u see i have the real washroom just on the other side of the magoror studios main room, now the washroom is small and could maybe fit 3 people, with one of the 3 in the shower.
now beside me is my sisters room... she doesnt sleep, eat, and or live in that room, why? cuz she finds the sofa much better then a king sized bed...(she sucks)
ok well now as we walk up the stairs u will find we come to a stop, why have we stoped well folks thats the most easy part of this job, get the fuck out of my house.
{boots people out of house}
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here at SKSS we like to think of ourselfs as slashing the media, well the ones we meet anyway hahaha.
but really folks, welcome to the dave show, today rather then have any gests and or program info, we are going to take u on the magical tour thru the building...
{fades in/ opening music}
well thanks for joining us on our 6th show.
here we are in the heart of Magoror Studios.
now this room has walls, 11 of them.
each wall has something new on it, its a fairly big room as anyone whos been in my house would tell you.
{real person, not paid and or fake in anyway}" i've been in his der house and its mighty big room uhu"
yeah... so this is my work station, its my computer, or as i call it, the magic box i talk into.
now lets go upthe stairs for a bit, ok now where in my kitchen. its a lovely room with lots of messy unclean dishes, its mostly where i clean.
ok now over here we have a room we arnt too sure about,. it has boxes and a table it was once our living room, and then our dinning room, but now we dont have a clue on what it is.
ok this is my moms room... it has stuff, moving on.
so this is what used to be a bathroom, it had a toliet and a sink and a shower but for some reason everything was ripped out and now all it has is a shower that doesnt work... sad isnt it?
ok so this is my room, its where mount magoror and myself normaly are. in here we see i have 2 tv's and a smashed to shit computer, i also have a dresser... wich as most people i dont keep my cloths in.
now lets go across the hall, here we have our ne living room complete with a bed rather then a sofa for som odd reason.
so back downstairs u see i have the real washroom just on the other side of the magoror studios main room, now the washroom is small and could maybe fit 3 people, with one of the 3 in the shower.
now beside me is my sisters room... she doesnt sleep, eat, and or live in that room, why? cuz she finds the sofa much better then a king sized bed...(she sucks)
ok well now as we walk up the stairs u will find we come to a stop, why have we stoped well folks thats the most easy part of this job, get the fuck out of my house.
{boots people out of house}
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storys, 5.
{boot up/*:*\ open notepad}
holy... what a mess, i should have never signed up for this shit.
"johhny get those fucking camras out'a here!"
shits a fucking blood bath.
cant think right about this.
need some fresh air.
2 hours later
"ok lets go over this again, what happend that night?"
i knew at the time it was a bad idea to be there, but i thought if shes there what could go wrong, you know, one of those party in the dark outskirts.
i always thought, ..."FUCK!, i cant do this."
{boots down}
son of a bitch, screen writing is hard im sure having a basic idea in the first place would be the smartest move, oh well.
so here i am again, sitting around waisting my time,for once i might have an unevent full day, lets read the news, boy died at age 12, car shooting down in south end, blah blah blah.
who cares, its late i got nothing to say and some movie is on, maybe i'll watch it. and maybe, i'll just delete.....
holy... what a mess, i should have never signed up for this shit.
"johhny get those fucking camras out'a here!"
shits a fucking blood bath.
cant think right about this.
need some fresh air.
2 hours later
"ok lets go over this again, what happend that night?"
i knew at the time it was a bad idea to be there, but i thought if shes there what could go wrong, you know, one of those party in the dark outskirts.
i always thought, ..."FUCK!, i cant do this."
{boots down}
son of a bitch, screen writing is hard im sure having a basic idea in the first place would be the smartest move, oh well.
so here i am again, sitting around waisting my time,for once i might have an unevent full day, lets read the news, boy died at age 12, car shooting down in south end, blah blah blah.
who cares, its late i got nothing to say and some movie is on, maybe i'll watch it. and maybe, i'll just delete.....
Hang'n with viggo, 5
hello and welcome to hang'n with viggo, tonight show was filmed infront of a live studio audance.
ok ok so now then we got quite the show fro you tonight.
now viggo isnt here live hes at home sick witht the flu much like many of us are.
so let my just call him up and see what hes up too.
alright its ringing.... and ringing.ahh ok here he is.
Dave- hello viggo.
Viggo- *cough* hi dave.
Dave- so viggo i hear ur sick too?
Viggo- yeah my familys a bit under the weather with me at the moment.
Dave- ahh alrighty, ok so now lets talk about something now i heard from a source that a film you are working on is done, and this film is called "
ok ok so now then we got quite the show fro you tonight.
now viggo isnt here live hes at home sick witht the flu much like many of us are.
so let my just call him up and see what hes up too.
alright its ringing.... and ringing.ahh ok here he is.
Dave- hello viggo.
Viggo- *cough* hi dave.
Dave- so viggo i hear ur sick too?
Viggo- yeah my familys a bit under the weather with me at the moment.
Dave- ahh alrighty, ok so now lets talk about something now i heard from a source that a film you are working on is done, and this film is called "
dave show, or is it?
sorry about last night folks but i had alot to do, such as watching movies, well movies i wanted to watch that i had not seen.
i currently feel like i got a hang over, i didnt drink as i never do.
but i was up so last cuz my sisters a fucking wimp.
and i got so bad hours of sleep.
fake hang overs hurt.
so the dave show is cancelled again due to me not making the marker.
i currently feel like i got a hang over, i didnt drink as i never do.
but i was up so last cuz my sisters a fucking wimp.
and i got so bad hours of sleep.
fake hang overs hurt.
so the dave show is cancelled again due to me not making the marker.
Hang'n with viggo/ storys .4%
sorry, the hang'n with viggo show was not aired last night as i didnt get home till 1:40 am.
now i will do storys from the interweb...
....its 6am, the world seems a bit more quite then normal.
things just seem to slow down at 6.
*sigh* i guess i should tell u, this story isnt as happy as the others.
about 10 mins ago i woke up, coverd in sweat, and dreading my own life.
my heart was set at a speed most cars dont even go.
i think its about time i got outside and stopped trying to be another shift in the useless gear.
i went outside, i stand on the leadge, just waiting for a gust of wind to come and push me over.
nothing comes, nothing ever happens when i need it too.
its about 3 days before the 1 year marker of my sons death.
i missed his birthday last year, and he died only 3 days later.
its fair of me to go to his grave and wish him a happy birthday.
but it would also bring me more pain then happyness.
i miss my old life, 35 is not old, but i grip my chest everyday and feel the pain of a heart attack.
im going back to sleep, in hopes that i wont wake up.....
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now i will do storys from the interweb...
....its 6am, the world seems a bit more quite then normal.
things just seem to slow down at 6.
*sigh* i guess i should tell u, this story isnt as happy as the others.
about 10 mins ago i woke up, coverd in sweat, and dreading my own life.
my heart was set at a speed most cars dont even go.
i think its about time i got outside and stopped trying to be another shift in the useless gear.
i went outside, i stand on the leadge, just waiting for a gust of wind to come and push me over.
nothing comes, nothing ever happens when i need it too.
its about 3 days before the 1 year marker of my sons death.
i missed his birthday last year, and he died only 3 days later.
its fair of me to go to his grave and wish him a happy birthday.
but it would also bring me more pain then happyness.
i miss my old life, 35 is not old, but i grip my chest everyday and feel the pain of a heart attack.
im going back to sleep, in hopes that i wont wake up.....
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dave show season 3?!?!?!
hello, and welcome to the dave show....
this weeks format will be open for down load, shortly after 9pm tonight.
so then, lets hit the music and see what happens.......
*main theme plays*
{main theme ends}
Muhahaha ok so lets start it all up people.
ok so then in the news, which yes i am starting off with the news, but before i jump into that, i wanted to ask, who saw the new line up i have and did anyone get to hearthe "im better then you" show, last night?
well i thought it was a neat show, and i welcome people to comment on it and stuff.
ok so for the news.
SUNDAY, AUG. 13
Niagara-on-the-Lake Kinsmen Club will hold its 8th Annual Show and Shine Car Show at the Scout Hall at the corner of King and Mary streets, Niagara-on-the-Lake, featuring classic hot rods, muscle cars, custom and antique cars. Gates open at 8 a.m. Food available. Admission is $3 for spectators (children 12 and under free). Car entries are $5 with no pre-registration. Proceeds raised will go back into the community, supporting minor sports along with this year's charity of choice, Cystic Fibrosis.
now i went to this little show, and i have to say, it was mroe then meets the eye.
the people were nice, the food was good, and most importany, i got to sit in one of the cars.
ok now that one bit of the news is out and overwith lets get our caller on the phones.!
this weeks format will be open for down load, shortly after 9pm tonight.
so then, lets hit the music and see what happens.......
*main theme plays*
{main theme ends}
Muhahaha ok so lets start it all up people.
ok so then in the news, which yes i am starting off with the news, but before i jump into that, i wanted to ask, who saw the new line up i have and did anyone get to hearthe "im better then you" show, last night?
well i thought it was a neat show, and i welcome people to comment on it and stuff.
ok so for the news.
SUNDAY, AUG. 13
Niagara-on-the-Lake Kinsmen Club will hold its 8th Annual Show and Shine Car Show at the Scout Hall at the corner of King and Mary streets, Niagara-on-the-Lake, featuring classic hot rods, muscle cars, custom and antique cars. Gates open at 8 a.m. Food available. Admission is $3 for spectators (children 12 and under free). Car entries are $5 with no pre-registration. Proceeds raised will go back into the community, supporting minor sports along with this year's charity of choice, Cystic Fibrosis.
now i went to this little show, and i have to say, it was mroe then meets the eye.
the people were nice, the food was good, and most importany, i got to sit in one of the cars.
ok now that one bit of the news is out and overwith lets get our caller on the phones.!
{on air}
dave-hello there, ur on the air,
Bardock-Hello, nice to be here.
dave-so why dont u tell our veiwers a bit about urself.
Bardock-Well, most people know me as Bardock42, I'm from Germany, currently about 20 years old and will start University this october. Something like that.
dave-cool, so bardock, have u read any good news lately? anything going on in ur part of the world?
Bardock-The news in my part of the world mostly center around the war in the Lebanon and Günther Grass being a nazi, so, no, not too many good news where I'm at.
dave-oh, well at least there is some news, lol the most i have is that car show, which i went too, and had a great interveiw with a few of the people, which i will put that on the show after were done on the line.
dave-so what class's are you going to take in University?
Bardock-Well, I will study Mathematics so i will probably have a class of linear algebra and one of calculus...our System is a different from the American System
dave-yes, thats is true the american system is different from everywhere else,
Bardock-I am also not really sure what I will have to do in university. I am jsut kinda waiting what will happen
dave-well as far as i know, which isnt much, u have alot of class time, and pay alto of money.
Bardock-Actually University over here is rather cheap. But living and such will be a little more expensive
dave-alright well we are going to a break now, i hope u guys have fun listening to the smooth tunes of KKPRQX radio.
the station with no infomation....
{off air}
Alrighty we are back and our fan over there is no longer here with us, due to my pc being gay and slow i had to shut down the tunes i had going and go to being solo.
ok so my interview, here it is.
"hello sir, how are u enjoying the car show so far?"
"well its really great and i've seen alot of cars here that i know and love"
"did u bring ur own car?"
"nah, my cars not like these i have some small shitty car,hehe"
"oh so what car do u think is going to win this years best looking car award?"
"oh for sure its going to be that blue ford over at plateform 6A"
"yes i saw that one, its a very nice car indeed, well sir i hope u have funn for the rest of the day and thanks for the interview"
"no problem man,"
and thats what happend, and no sadly the blue ford did nto win the award,..
now then we are almost out of time so im going to jump right into the listener mail!
...
ok then so lets see whos mailed in, alright we have a email from one of our listeners.
"Dear kodak,
your shows kick ass, how do you do it? where do u find the time to make such worthy shows?"
well to answer your question, i find the time by not having a life,and how do i make them so worthy, well by the power of the mind and by the power of the listeners.
heres another one
"hey dave, im just mailing in to ask you a question, now my girl friend has been rather picky about what i wear, i want to be myself and wear what i want, but i dont want to upset her, what should i do?"
well u should never encor the waith of a women, so do what she says,
well folks that all the mail we have for this week, and all the time, join us next week when i talk to myke, and when we find out more news,
thanks for joinging us and good night.
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"this weeks dave show has been brought to you by, cow juice, because nothing says i love you, like the blood of a cow"
the dave show staring someone else a second?
hello hello hello, and welcome to the dave show its currently 5:05pm and you have tuned in to the daave show.
its episode 2 of the dave show and today we have a much better program for you, we have new things and new news, haha
well let me start off with saying its good to be here and i hope all those listening in are in a good mood.
the music in the back happens to be Blind Guardian(live) very cool band i say check them out if u havent, lots of power metal there...
i dont have any news tonight cuz im lazy.
so on to our first new thing on the show, its called, "Hang'n with Viggo"
let me tell u how this works, i managed to get Viggo Mortonsen in the studio here are Magoror.inc.
and im going to talk with him once a week and throw it up onto this, yes i have a pic to prove that he is here.
anyone who wishes can webcam with Viggo live at http://www.magoror-productions.ca/viggolive/" a A>
so< <>www.magoror-productions.ca>then, lets get this show on the road.
Dave-"viggo, how is it going man?"
Viggo-" well its going ok i guess, im a bit weirded out by the fact im in some kids house."
Dave-" as u should be V, can i call you V?"
Viggo-"...no"
Dave- "alrighty V, so V, how goes the acting? got any roles coming up soon?"
Viggo-"yes, yes i do as a matter of fact, and the acting is going good, right now i have 3 scripts at my house, in B.C. and they all seem like very nice work, i have taken the role of one of the films, [death to be ours] it takes place in a small town just outside of newyork, i play a action hard ass cop sent back in time to stop a man who is going to blow up the white house."
dave-"wow, viggo, are u sure its smart to let all this out? i mean what if someone hears this and makes it before you can?"
Viggo-" i dont care, i get paid anyway, its the perfect part for me"
Dave-" well viggo, thanks for the idea i guess.... anyway, hows your family doing?"
Viggo-" they are good dave, very good."
Dave-" well viggo i hate to cut u out and all, but we have to take a break for a bit, and when we come back i hope to have someone calling in, viggo why dotn u take us out?"
Viggo-"...sure...
heres'>http://davekodak.spaces.live.com/mmm2006-07-28_14.20/rte/emoticons/smile_sarcastic.gif"> heres some... what band is this?"
Dave-" heres Blind Guardian- Imaginations from the Other Side."
{10}
Dave- " and we are back"
Viggo-"we sure are dave"
ok lets see whos on the line...
hmm no-1 callling in yet, darn, well i'll check my msn list.
{waits for people to reply}
Viggo-" i once had this dog right, well it wasnt really a dog just an over haired fat brother, and he once hit me with a baseball bat in the leg, it hurt"
well thats great and all viggo, but thanks to you i've used up all my time. fuck you viggo
Viggo-" up urs kid"
oh well, i'll see you all next week, hopefuly i can get in the caller i had lined up, well later all
*ending theme song*
"The dave show was brought to you by the letter B, and by no means should be sue'd cuz i am broke."
"spec thanks to our guest today, Viggo Mortonsen"
i will see you all next week and thanks for tuning in to my program.
its episode 2 of the dave show and today we have a much better program for you, we have new things and new news, haha
well let me start off with saying its good to be here and i hope all those listening in are in a good mood.
the music in the back happens to be Blind Guardian(live) very cool band i say check them out if u havent, lots of power metal there...
i dont have any news tonight cuz im lazy.
so on to our first new thing on the show, its called, "Hang'n with Viggo"
let me tell u how this works, i managed to get Viggo Mortonsen in the studio here are Magoror.inc.
and im going to talk with him once a week and throw it up onto this, yes i have a pic to prove that he is here.
anyone who wishes can webcam with Viggo live at http://www.magoror-productions.ca/viggolive/" a A>
so< <>www.magoror-productions.ca>then, lets get this show on the road.
Dave-"viggo, how is it going man?"
Viggo-" well its going ok i guess, im a bit weirded out by the fact im in some kids house."
Dave-" as u should be V, can i call you V?"
Viggo-"...no"
Dave- "alrighty V, so V, how goes the acting? got any roles coming up soon?"
Viggo-"yes, yes i do as a matter of fact, and the acting is going good, right now i have 3 scripts at my house, in B.C. and they all seem like very nice work, i have taken the role of one of the films, [death to be ours] it takes place in a small town just outside of newyork, i play a action hard ass cop sent back in time to stop a man who is going to blow up the white house."
dave-"wow, viggo, are u sure its smart to let all this out? i mean what if someone hears this and makes it before you can?"
Viggo-" i dont care, i get paid anyway, its the perfect part for me"
Dave-" well viggo, thanks for the idea i guess.... anyway, hows your family doing?"
Viggo-" they are good dave, very good."
Dave-" well viggo i hate to cut u out and all, but we have to take a break for a bit, and when we come back i hope to have someone calling in, viggo why dotn u take us out?"
Viggo-"...sure...
Dave-" heres Blind Guardian- Imaginations from the Other Side."
{10}
Dave- " and we are back"
Viggo-"we sure are dave"
ok lets see whos on the line...
hmm no-1 callling in yet, darn, well i'll check my msn list.
{waits for people to reply}
Viggo-" i once had this dog right, well it wasnt really a dog just an over haired fat brother, and he once hit me with a baseball bat in the leg, it hurt"
well thats great and all viggo, but thanks to you i've used up all my time. fuck you viggo
Viggo-" up urs kid"
oh well, i'll see you all next week, hopefuly i can get in the caller i had lined up, well later all
*ending theme song*
"The dave show was brought to you by the letter B, and by no means should be sue'd cuz i am broke."
"spec thanks to our guest today, Viggo Mortonsen"
i will see you all next week and thanks for tuning in to my program.
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the dave show, staring someone else?
so, today we have a neat line up of the many many things to come.
alright so lets start this show off, shall we, now then
todays Co-host shall be, hmm lets see whos on the line,...
so looks like we got Azazel, alrighty so aza, has agreed to be on the show today.
dave-so aza, where should we start this off, well hmm, lets see, some good old news, this is the first ep of my new show, "the dave show"
and how does it feel to be the first person on it?
dave-well aza, the fator, is the simple part of the story. the story that rains doom on us all!
aza-oh please tell this story to the listeners dave
dave-alrighty, so anyway here i was, in the dark tempest jungles of the great white north(canada)
and i saw this little lion, who in this part of earth is very commen, well anyway, the moral of the story is, dont, i repeat, dont walk up to a lion, kick it in the nuts, and say " hahah you just got powned n00bie!!!!"
aza-ow i would raise it like my own child
the little lion
dave-oh well aza, its time ofr a short break, we will be back after this, *goes on break*
*music plays*
*music ends*
dave-and were back, now then i hope u liked listening to the smooth tunes of tool, that was stink fist for all of you who didnt know that,
so over the break me and aza here talked about the show, and so far so good, lol.
alright so into the news, *plays theme music*
"News!!!!!"
alright so let me see what we've got.
dave-and in the news today, well i dont read the current paper so lets see whats in the news from friday july 14th, 2006, the local standard.
aza-now that's old news
dave-lol yes it is, alright our top story is , "Bye-bye beer fridge"
Today's refrigerators use less then half the power of units built in 1984 or earlier. A fridge that is 25 years or older coasts $219 per year to run, while a new fridge coasts about $49.
aza-ahhh, world evolution
dave-Household appliances account for about 20 percent of the average homeowners energy bill. Refridgerators are one of the largest consumers of electricty in the average home.
Every 1,000 refridgerators taken out of service will save enough electricity to supply more then 130 homes.
Source : Ontario power Authority's, conservation bureauaza-aye
very useful to know
dave-yup and my hands hurt from having to type all that and its just a short story.aza-indeed, so no more news i tell you
dave-lol im only guna do one a day anyway, and only one show a week lol.
aza-i see
well dave, is that it? because i'm going to bed now, goodnight
dave-well it appears thats all im willing to type so untill next time, bite me, and good night.
*ending theme song*
"The dave show was brought to you by the letter A, and by no means should be sued cuz i am broke."
"spec thanks to our guest today, aza"
i will see you all next week and thanks for tuning in to my program.
alright so lets start this show off, shall we, now then
todays Co-host shall be, hmm lets see whos on the line,...
so looks like we got Azazel, alrighty so aza, has agreed to be on the show today.
dave-so aza, where should we start this off, well hmm, lets see, some good old news, this is the first ep of my new show, "the dave show"
and how does it feel to be the first person on it?
aza-i am very honoured,extremely,like a turkey on thanksgiving
dave-well now this is nice isnt it, so aza got any news u'd like to share with the people listening, u can tell them about yourself, or anything you want, this is my news.
aza-well let's see...
aza-helloo listeners, my name's aza, i'm a famous european writer, i just finished my latest book 'how to live with bacon in your shoes' and in my spare time i like to go to the sea.
dave-wow
aza-what else would you like to know dave?
dave-well aza, is there any news over in that side of earth today?
and for the listeners u cna state what part that is(i know but they prolly dont)
aza-it's raining, i can tell you that
well i live in Flanders
it's the northern part of belgium
prolly well-known for the chocolate and the fries
aza-and i live close to Antwerp
lovely city
lots of shoe stores
dave-lol thats good aza, so do u offent buy shoes?
aza-oh yes
i'm saving money for a more classical high heel, with a modern design.
aza-it's a part of womenhood, you know dave
shoes.
dave-oh is it now, well see theres a little bit of a factor i bet most people didnt know, or at least most people over here in canada
dave-well aza, the fator, is the simple part of the story. the story that rains doom on us all!
aza-oh please tell this story to the listeners dave
dave-alrighty, so anyway here i was, in the dark tempest jungles of the great white north(canada)
and i saw this little lion, who in this part of earth is very commen, well anyway, the moral of the story is, dont, i repeat, dont walk up to a lion, kick it in the nuts, and say " hahah you just got powned n00bie!!!!"
aza-ow i would raise it like my own child
the little lion
dave-oh well aza, its time ofr a short break, we will be back after this, *goes on break*
*music plays*
*music ends*
dave-and were back, now then i hope u liked listening to the smooth tunes of tool, that was stink fist for all of you who didnt know that,
so over the break me and aza here talked about the show, and so far so good, lol.
alright so into the news, *plays theme music*
"News!!!!!"
alright so let me see what we've got.
dave-and in the news today, well i dont read the current paper so lets see whats in the news from friday july 14th, 2006, the local standard.
aza-now that's old news
dave-lol yes it is, alright our top story is , "Bye-bye beer fridge"
Today's refrigerators use less then half the power of units built in 1984 or earlier. A fridge that is 25 years or older coasts $219 per year to run, while a new fridge coasts about $49.
aza-ahhh, world evolution
dave-Household appliances account for about 20 percent of the average homeowners energy bill. Refridgerators are one of the largest consumers of electricty in the average home.
Every 1,000 refridgerators taken out of service will save enough electricity to supply more then 130 homes.
Source : Ontario power Authority's, conservation bureauaza-aye
very useful to know
dave-yup and my hands hurt from having to type all that and its just a short story.aza-indeed, so no more news i tell you
dave-lol im only guna do one a day anyway, and only one show a week lol.
aza-i see
well dave, is that it? because i'm going to bed now, goodnight
dave-well it appears thats all im willing to type so untill next time, bite me, and good night.
*ending theme song*
"The dave show was brought to you by the letter A, and by no means should be sued cuz i am broke."
"spec thanks to our guest today, aza"
i will see you all next week and thanks for tuning in to my program.
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anger!
alright so here i am, pissed as always but then i turn around and well everyone is pissed 2day, why is that?
well im guna tell you why that is, its really rather simple.
EARTH FUCKING SUCKS!
thats why everyone was so pissed, it makes total sense, think about it people, everyone on earth is pissed right?
well people who arnt on earth dont seem pissed, at least none of the ones i know.
so what can we do to fix this?
give me money, you, the people hand me, the kodak, a large amount of money, i'll build a laser and fucking nuke earth, everyone wins!
so to top it off, i am just going to say this once, and once only.
were all so angry, we could over throw the goverment... keep it in mind, we may just have to one day.
this is the pissed Kodak, saying "omfg its a bus, and no its not in fact wearing a size 12 shoe."
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well im guna tell you why that is, its really rather simple.
EARTH FUCKING SUCKS!
thats why everyone was so pissed, it makes total sense, think about it people, everyone on earth is pissed right?
well people who arnt on earth dont seem pissed, at least none of the ones i know.
so what can we do to fix this?
give me money, you, the people hand me, the kodak, a large amount of money, i'll build a laser and fucking nuke earth, everyone wins!
so to top it off, i am just going to say this once, and once only.
were all so angry, we could over throw the goverment... keep it in mind, we may just have to one day.
this is the pissed Kodak, saying "omfg its a bus, and no its not in fact wearing a size 12 shoe."
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Stroys ep.2?
i warn you now, these storys may be offence to people, so shut the fuck up about it, u dont have to read it, and if u bitch about it i'll be like Sean Kennedy(Aka the fucking man) and "hit you in the face with a shovel"
Story 1.
Remember this story is not true, the facts stated, names used, and other BS you read, is my fucking story!!!
todays tail is of that time i went to buy milk and had a rather.... bad turn out.
so it was a Monday morning the sun was in the sky, birds were chirping, and i needed food, i was in the mood for bland-O's when i saw that the normal coat for the bland-O's (milk) was no longer alive.
i had to act fast or all man kind would forever be the slave to me not having my bland-O's.
i geared up for my difficult travels across the land, and when it came time for me to step outside i felt a small gust of wind creep down my neck.
it was the evil ***** queen (my sister), she demanded something of me, but i told her in the nicest way i could " go F**K urself u B***H!"
and my trip across the lands was underway, about 3 mins into my quest i was at the store.... i dont live far from it...
i walked inside only to find, they had milk, i had many a toga party in that store. i took some milk walked up to the lord at the money thingy, and gave him some new $ bills i just so happened to have.
he gave me back some gp.
i headed home dark into the night, in hopes i may find my way thru the terrors of the world.
my story comes to an end soon so keep reading.
it was now 6am, i kicked open my door (not knowing i had my key)
ran inside flipped on the light opened my milk turned around to where i left my glory filled bland-O's and dumped the milk into the bowl and was happy..... until... i saw something that caught the edge of my eye.
there was a ninja standing there, i quickly thru the milk at him and we Began a ninja sword fight to the death.about 12 DBZ eps later..... it was clear who won, and now i eat my bland-O's with honor.....out of his cold dead ninja face.
Story 2.
Remember this story is not true, the facts stated, names used, and other BS you read, is my fucking story!!!
"its dark out"
*sighs....
alright, so where to begin this rather unhappy filling moments of time?
so here i was, bored, alone and wishing for something or someone to kick in my door and give me anything, if not everything to do.
when the smell of something burning, could it be toast? or could it all be in my head as the blacked night screamed across the feilds looking like a dark room with one ...upset looking man standing in blood...
"i dont understand"- myself.
"well u dont need too, its all about the self state of mind u seek when reading this"- other person not to be named....
"but what if i felt the need to...have a story that i could say and make some slight sense from?" - myself
"well who ever said the lines would be hard to say?"- other...
"... um... ok?" -myself.
so anyway i walked outside, and this is after i had left random named person over there, and my feelings for what he said to me were as put down in my book...."omfg that guys nuts!"
i didnt really have much of a story as i was still a bit under my meds power from the last time i was... out of it.
once more, keep looking around for the purple ducks, and always remember that people dont have hats made of soup.
Story 3.
Remember this story is not true, the facts stated, names used, and other BS you read, is my fucking story!!!
ok so my story of the week has to do with my latest lack of health.
alright so the other day i was out, and now im not quite sure what this has to do with anything but then again who knows anything anymore about such things not ment for all else but the other ones unknown from the little factors....
never the less, the story should go on, so now then.
let me turn on my music and i'll be with u in just a second or 12.
ok so im back let me cut right to the point, a few months back i had a coffee maker which as we all know coffee kicks ass!
Fin....
or so i would say if that were the end? oh but it was not as i had never known the true meaning of the sentence "footed on the bottom of the aliens", now im sure it had to do with sex, but who was i to say what it ment, so in finish my story by saying....
"eat red meat or fuji will be mad at u"
Story 4.
Remember this story is not true, the facts stated, names used, and other BS you read, is my fucking story!!!
*yawns* at last some fucking quite, ok so here we go, time to boot up the old 65mb of ram and get this show on the netwaves.
so where was that shoe at? oh yes, now i remember, so there i was, about 30 miles out from the russian border, just me, jake, and tekkyls.
so we are backpacking along the line of russa, ok we thought we were, i mean were 30 miles out so we realyl arnt right along the border, but come on there is oh.. mountatins in the fucking way!!!!
so jake calls up for a stop, which i totaly agreed with, and we sat set up camp, we cooked up some food, yum :)
so tekkyls over there was saying to jake how he felt the new system for children under the age of 10 being in jail would work, i was listening in and had nothing to say, jake made a rather neat point about the system, he said, " well, what about their free time? shouldnt that count as nap time or soemthing?"
now i dont know what you point on this topic is, but mine was as said " ...tekkyls your fucked in the head..."
"im going to bed u faggots"
and i sure did.....
thank you for reading my mass amount of crap, This is the Kodak saying " keep it real and listen to RantRadio"
Kodak™-2002 Kodak Productions,inc. All Rights Reserved.
Story 1.
Remember this story is not true, the facts stated, names used, and other BS you read, is my fucking story!!!
todays tail is of that time i went to buy milk and had a rather.... bad turn out.
so it was a Monday morning the sun was in the sky, birds were chirping, and i needed food, i was in the mood for bland-O's when i saw that the normal coat for the bland-O's (milk) was no longer alive.
i had to act fast or all man kind would forever be the slave to me not having my bland-O's.
i geared up for my difficult travels across the land, and when it came time for me to step outside i felt a small gust of wind creep down my neck.
it was the evil ***** queen (my sister), she demanded something of me, but i told her in the nicest way i could " go F**K urself u B***H!"
and my trip across the lands was underway, about 3 mins into my quest i was at the store.... i dont live far from it...
i walked inside only to find, they had milk, i had many a toga party in that store. i took some milk walked up to the lord at the money thingy, and gave him some new $ bills i just so happened to have.
he gave me back some gp.
i headed home dark into the night, in hopes i may find my way thru the terrors of the world.
my story comes to an end soon so keep reading.
it was now 6am, i kicked open my door (not knowing i had my key)
ran inside flipped on the light opened my milk turned around to where i left my glory filled bland-O's and dumped the milk into the bowl and was happy..... until... i saw something that caught the edge of my eye.
there was a ninja standing there, i quickly thru the milk at him and we Began a ninja sword fight to the death.about 12 DBZ eps later..... it was clear who won, and now i eat my bland-O's with honor.....out of his cold dead ninja face.
Story 2.
Remember this story is not true, the facts stated, names used, and other BS you read, is my fucking story!!!
"its dark out"
*sighs....
alright, so where to begin this rather unhappy filling moments of time?
so here i was, bored, alone and wishing for something or someone to kick in my door and give me anything, if not everything to do.
when the smell of something burning, could it be toast? or could it all be in my head as the blacked night screamed across the feilds looking like a dark room with one ...upset looking man standing in blood...
"i dont understand"- myself.
"well u dont need too, its all about the self state of mind u seek when reading this"- other person not to be named....
"but what if i felt the need to...have a story that i could say and make some slight sense from?" - myself
"well who ever said the lines would be hard to say?"- other...
"... um... ok?" -myself.
so anyway i walked outside, and this is after i had left random named person over there, and my feelings for what he said to me were as put down in my book...."omfg that guys nuts!"
i didnt really have much of a story as i was still a bit under my meds power from the last time i was... out of it.
once more, keep looking around for the purple ducks, and always remember that people dont have hats made of soup.
Story 3.
Remember this story is not true, the facts stated, names used, and other BS you read, is my fucking story!!!
ok so my story of the week has to do with my latest lack of health.
alright so the other day i was out, and now im not quite sure what this has to do with anything but then again who knows anything anymore about such things not ment for all else but the other ones unknown from the little factors....
never the less, the story should go on, so now then.
let me turn on my music and i'll be with u in just a second or 12.
ok so im back let me cut right to the point, a few months back i had a coffee maker which as we all know coffee kicks ass!
Fin....
or so i would say if that were the end? oh but it was not as i had never known the true meaning of the sentence "footed on the bottom of the aliens", now im sure it had to do with sex, but who was i to say what it ment, so in finish my story by saying....
"eat red meat or fuji will be mad at u"
Story 4.
Remember this story is not true, the facts stated, names used, and other BS you read, is my fucking story!!!
*yawns* at last some fucking quite, ok so here we go, time to boot up the old 65mb of ram and get this show on the netwaves.
so where was that shoe at? oh yes, now i remember, so there i was, about 30 miles out from the russian border, just me, jake, and tekkyls.
so we are backpacking along the line of russa, ok we thought we were, i mean were 30 miles out so we realyl arnt right along the border, but come on there is oh.. mountatins in the fucking way!!!!
so jake calls up for a stop, which i totaly agreed with, and we sat set up camp, we cooked up some food, yum :)
so tekkyls over there was saying to jake how he felt the new system for children under the age of 10 being in jail would work, i was listening in and had nothing to say, jake made a rather neat point about the system, he said, " well, what about their free time? shouldnt that count as nap time or soemthing?"
now i dont know what you point on this topic is, but mine was as said " ...tekkyls your fucked in the head..."
"im going to bed u faggots"
and i sure did.....
thank you for reading my mass amount of crap, This is the Kodak saying " keep it real and listen to RantRadio"
Kodak™-2002 Kodak Productions,inc. All Rights Reserved.
Modern Man,
whats the deal with the modern day life style?
i mean dont get me wrong it is great and all, and i truely love doing nothing all day.
the only problem i seem to be having is that well, we all seem to be more lazy, everyday i wake up and say " im guna do this shit, thats it todays the day i go out get a job do some work, i feel great" and yet at the end of the day " aww man today was so much work, doing all that nothing and not looking for a job."
i just find something a bit wrong with that, show of hands, who else does that?
i mean really, no wonder kids are getting dumber we are waht they look up too, i have set one bad example for any kids, i got no job, no life, i live with my mom, i take alot of shit, i droped out of school, i got all the IQ i seem to really want, i mean come on.
i may have morals and be a rather nice guy at times, but im flat out an asshole who i wouldnt let my own kids look up too.
now thats just sad when u know u could only set a bad path for the ones you love.
so what can we do about this?
well i'll tell you what we can do, i really will, just as soon as anyone takes a step for it, its one thing to say "i want to know!!!"
but its another thing to know wtf im talking about.
fuck it, who wants to apply with me at the graveyard?
digging graves my job, i really want it, id be outside, with the freshair, and the whole getting fit deal, and getting paid for it, hells yeah i want that.
this has been the Kodak, take'n it back to the shows from the freakystories.
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i mean dont get me wrong it is great and all, and i truely love doing nothing all day.
the only problem i seem to be having is that well, we all seem to be more lazy, everyday i wake up and say " im guna do this shit, thats it todays the day i go out get a job do some work, i feel great" and yet at the end of the day " aww man today was so much work, doing all that nothing and not looking for a job."
i just find something a bit wrong with that, show of hands, who else does that?
i mean really, no wonder kids are getting dumber we are waht they look up too, i have set one bad example for any kids, i got no job, no life, i live with my mom, i take alot of shit, i droped out of school, i got all the IQ i seem to really want, i mean come on.
i may have morals and be a rather nice guy at times, but im flat out an asshole who i wouldnt let my own kids look up too.
now thats just sad when u know u could only set a bad path for the ones you love.
so what can we do about this?
well i'll tell you what we can do, i really will, just as soon as anyone takes a step for it, its one thing to say "i want to know!!!"
but its another thing to know wtf im talking about.
fuck it, who wants to apply with me at the graveyard?
digging graves my job, i really want it, id be outside, with the freshair, and the whole getting fit deal, and getting paid for it, hells yeah i want that.
this has been the Kodak, take'n it back to the shows from the freakystories.
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storys ep.1
hahah fuck'n a man, this has to be the 2nd best time ive ever been down here, lhaha now get the fuck out you crazy bastard.
ah, alone at last.
so here i am, its saterday night, and im in mexico.
why am i in mexico? well im not quite sure, after i last got out of the hospital, i sold all my stuff from my appartment.
thankfuly, my sofa and fridge just happend to be enough for a boat ride down here.
on the boat ride down here me and pete, had one hell of a fight we both ended up falling off the baot at least 3 times hahah we fight alot when we want too.
haha i got a black eye and he got a busted rib.
so now i just got back from one of the best parties i've ever been too.
we got so many rounds it was fun, well right up untill we had to leave, at which point we got into a big bar fight. a really big bar fight.
i wish i could say this is one of those storys of a good time, but i can't.
as the fight started me and pete and a few others got really banged up.
not to say we didnt throw our share of hits, but when 12 guys start hitting you, well lets just say its nto very fun.
but the reason im in such a good mood is that fact that i no longer have to work in that shity job, or live in that shitty apartment, i may not have much money to my name, but my fathers brother is sick, and he always liked me, i feel he would pay to have me go to canada and take care of him.
haha alright well im guna hit the hay, i hope i dont feel much pain tomorrow, oh well.
later all.
End.
ah, alone at last.
so here i am, its saterday night, and im in mexico.
why am i in mexico? well im not quite sure, after i last got out of the hospital, i sold all my stuff from my appartment.
thankfuly, my sofa and fridge just happend to be enough for a boat ride down here.
on the boat ride down here me and pete, had one hell of a fight we both ended up falling off the baot at least 3 times hahah we fight alot when we want too.
haha i got a black eye and he got a busted rib.
so now i just got back from one of the best parties i've ever been too.
we got so many rounds it was fun, well right up untill we had to leave, at which point we got into a big bar fight. a really big bar fight.
i wish i could say this is one of those storys of a good time, but i can't.
as the fight started me and pete and a few others got really banged up.
not to say we didnt throw our share of hits, but when 12 guys start hitting you, well lets just say its nto very fun.
but the reason im in such a good mood is that fact that i no longer have to work in that shity job, or live in that shitty apartment, i may not have much money to my name, but my fathers brother is sick, and he always liked me, i feel he would pay to have me go to canada and take care of him.
haha alright well im guna hit the hay, i hope i dont feel much pain tomorrow, oh well.
later all.
End.
Hang'n With Viggo ep.1
ok so hello and welcome to hang'n with viggo. i know its later then normal but lately i have had some problems with my interweb.
on monday i cancelled the dave show due to "sever too busy" so tonight we got ourselfs a 2 show blast.
so lets get this on the road, lets start with hang'n with viggo.
Dave-, so viggo, how have you been this past week?
viggo- well dave ive been good, in fact better then good im up for an award this sunday at the Emmy's
Dave- wow viggo, sounds great, are you up for the award of " best ass shown in a movie for 2005"?
Viggo-... no.
Dave-. oh... well what are you up for then?
Viggo- well im up for the best award ever, "best looking man in tights"
Dave-... and thats better then best ass in 2005?
Viggo-... maybe but hey its an award with makes me happy.
Dave- i bet it does, lol so then viggo, how's the family.
Viggo- we cant talk about my family as im not allowed too, for my wife with beat the crap out of me.
Dave-, i see.... *whip sounds*
Viggo-.... *punch to the arm*
Dave- pain! ok so moving on.
Viggo- indeed
Dave- so now then abot the emmy's do u think peter jackson is up for " dude who made smokes"?
Viggo-... dave thats a differnt guy
Dave- ok well im off now to do the dave show and by that i mean get the hell out of my house.
Dave show staring someone else, 4.
hello, ok so tonight due to everything on the fritz, we have ender, nah nah nah nah ender!
Dave- so ender hows it going?
Ender-fine
Dave-great, so anything new?
Ender-nothing much.
Dave-wow... and i dont mean world of warcraft.
Ender-*nods head*... dave.....lol
Dave-haha alrighty then, so hows the Guild Wars coming along?
Ender-same as normaly.
Dave-not very talk-A-tive tonight, are you ender?
Ender-whats there to talk about.
Dave-well didnt you get a new key-board for you computer?
Ender-that i did.
Dave-so tell us aboot it?
Ender-it can..make..glow?
Dave-...
ok...
Ender-other then that, doesnt do to many other things.
Dave-... ok then i guess thats that, have fun listening or whatever to these eps of stuff i made.
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{This show has been brought to you by, F.A.T...Because Faggots Are Teal.}
on monday i cancelled the dave show due to "sever too busy" so tonight we got ourselfs a 2 show blast.
so lets get this on the road, lets start with hang'n with viggo.
Dave-, so viggo, how have you been this past week?
viggo- well dave ive been good, in fact better then good im up for an award this sunday at the Emmy's
Dave- wow viggo, sounds great, are you up for the award of " best ass shown in a movie for 2005"?
Viggo-... no.
Dave-. oh... well what are you up for then?
Viggo- well im up for the best award ever, "best looking man in tights"
Dave-... and thats better then best ass in 2005?
Viggo-... maybe but hey its an award with makes me happy.
Dave- i bet it does, lol so then viggo, how's the family.
Viggo- we cant talk about my family as im not allowed too, for my wife with beat the crap out of me.
Dave-, i see.... *whip sounds*
Viggo-.... *punch to the arm*
Dave- pain! ok so moving on.
Viggo- indeed
Dave- so now then abot the emmy's do u think peter jackson is up for " dude who made smokes"?
Viggo-... dave thats a differnt guy
Dave- ok well im off now to do the dave show and by that i mean get the hell out of my house.
Dave show staring someone else, 4.
hello, ok so tonight due to everything on the fritz, we have ender, nah nah nah nah ender!
Dave- so ender hows it going?
Ender-fine
Dave-great, so anything new?
Ender-nothing much.
Dave-wow... and i dont mean world of warcraft.
Ender-*nods head*... dave.....lol
Dave-haha alrighty then, so hows the Guild Wars coming along?
Ender-same as normaly.
Dave-not very talk-A-tive tonight, are you ender?
Ender-whats there to talk about.
Dave-well didnt you get a new key-board for you computer?
Ender-that i did.
Dave-so tell us aboot it?
Ender-it can..make..glow?
Dave-...
ok...Ender-other then that, doesnt do to many other things.
Dave-... ok then i guess thats that, have fun listening or whatever to these eps of stuff i made.
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Magoror pictures.2005.
{This show has been brought to you by, F.A.T...Because Faggots Are Teal.}
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