the dave show staring someone else a second?

hello hello hello, and welcome to the dave show its currently 5:05pm and you have tuned in to the daave show.
its episode 2 of the dave show and today we have a much better program for you, we have new things and new news, haha
well let me start off with saying its good to be here and i hope all those listening in are in a good mood.

the music in the back happens to be Blind Guardian(live) very cool band i say check them out if u havent, lots of power metal there...

i dont have any news tonight cuz im lazy.
so on to our first new thing on the show, its called, "Hang'n with Viggo"
let me tell u how this works, i managed to get Viggo Mortonsen in the studio here are Magoror.inc.
and im going to talk with him once a week and throw it up onto this, yes i have a pic to prove that he is here.
anyone who wishes can webcam with Viggo live at http://www.magoror-productions.ca/viggolive/" a A>
so< <>www.magoror-productions.ca>then, lets get this show on the road.

Dave-"viggo, how is it going man?"
Viggo-" well its going ok i guess, im a bit weirded out by the fact im in some kids house."
Dave-" as u should be V, can i call you V?"
Viggo-"...no"
Dave- "alrighty V, so V, how goes the acting? got any roles coming up soon?"
Viggo-"yes, yes i do as a matter of fact, and the acting is going good, right now i have 3 scripts at my house, in B.C. and they all seem like very nice work, i have taken the role of one of the films, [death to be ours] it takes place in a small town just outside of newyork, i play a action hard ass cop sent back in time to stop a man who is going to blow up the white house."
dave-"wow, viggo, are u sure its smart to let all this out? i mean what if someone hears this and makes it before you can?"
Viggo-" i dont care, i get paid anyway, its the perfect part for me"
Dave-" well viggo, thanks for the idea i guess.... anyway, hows your family doing?"
Viggo-" they are good dave, very good."
Dave-" well viggo i hate to cut u out and all, but we have to take a break for a bit, and when we come back i hope to have someone calling in, viggo why dotn u take us out?"
Viggo-"...sure... heres'>http://davekodak.spaces.live.com/mmm2006-07-28_14.20/rte/emoticons/smile_sarcastic.gif"> heres
some... what band is this?"
Dave-" heres Blind Guardian- Imaginations from the Other Side."

{10}

Dave- " and we are back"
Viggo-"we sure are dave"

ok lets see whos on the line...
hmm no-1 callling in yet, darn, well i'll check my msn list.

{waits for people to reply}

Viggo-" i once had this dog right, well it wasnt really a dog just an over haired fat brother, and he once hit me with a baseball bat in the leg, it hurt"

well thats great and all viggo, but thanks to you i've used up all my time. fuck you viggo

Viggo-" up urs kid"

oh well, i'll see you all next week, hopefuly i can get in the caller i had lined up, well later all

*ending theme song*
"The dave show was brought to you by the letter B, and by no means should be sue'd cuz i am broke."
"spec thanks to our guest today, Viggo Mortonsen"
i will see you all next week and thanks for tuning in to my program.

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