dave show, no more????

ok so sorry to tell eveyrone but the dave show is being cancelled for the time being, along with all my other shows.

ben affleck is sueing me.
b/c i nailed his wife.
now this means i have no money for the show.
so in order to get money im going to whore out his wife for only 1 $ an hour, if anyone would like to buy his wife for sex, please leave me a note and i may be able to get ym show back on the air.


i did not really nail his wife, but for saying i did, he nor could anyone else take leagle action.
"this is america and in america, we have the freedom of speach to say anything we want"- for ben affleck to sue me, i would say that followed by "as you do not believe in freedom of speach, you are an anti-american, this means you sir affleck are a terrorist."

fuck the system in its knee!