Dan, Part 2 (night)

that coffee hurt, yeah ok so lets talk about night 1, altho i was going to talk about day 1, but night day its all the same aslong as you know how this all started right?

so there i was, sitting at home, watching the clock tick as time slowly pass's by, the power was out or else lets face it, who the hell watch's a fucking clock?
anyway, the powers out im watching the clock, i have a candle or 12 out because well fire brings light and with out the light i really couldnt see the damn clock, at this point i was really wishing i had a book rather then sitting here looking like a fool, but then again im all alone so it really didnt matter what i did, im sure i could put on a play. or run around in my fucking shorts.

damn it, why do i keep doing that, i really have to get my shit together.

(day) fuck! ok so it was morning, lalala, sun was out and birds where chirping, and i was waking up to find a drunk girl beside me, ahh life was good, wait, what the hell, a drunk girl? what the fuck did i ... oh yeah... see i forgot to tell you this but when the power goes out theres only one thing to do, hit up the pub!

folks meet wendy, single 32, 1 kid, works at bar, hates men, and sleeps around. (insert photo of drunk whore here) well now that you know who she is, maybe youre wondering where i am, well i am in her house, well not her house her ex boyfriends house. *click* shit, that sound cant be good *slam* oh fuck, i think hes home and not happy.

as i was grabing my shit and runing like hell out the window, i saw something on a bedside table, it was a letter that had something about wolfs and hunting on it, it was all writen in blue pen, very style-ish not like anybody ever writes to another redneck about hunting.... only in this show folks;(at which point id like to add the fact i had time to read this while throwing my pants and shirt on knowing theres a big pissed off redneck about to kick my ass, yeah this wont come back latter in the story im sure of it)
*slam* oh fuck... {ok im just guna pause this for a bit, see i didnt know who her ex was but now i do as hes right the hell infront of me, yeah ok so this is that guy who used to bully the hell outa me in highschool, you know that real pain in the ass guy who got all the girls, yeah well im standing infront of his bed, with his ex pased out and naked on the bed}

Fuck!!!!!*POW!*