Modern Man,

whats the deal with the modern day life style?
i mean dont get me wrong it is great and all, and i truely love doing nothing all day.

the only problem i seem to be having is that well, we all seem to be more lazy, everyday i wake up and say " im guna do this shit, thats it todays the day i go out get a job do some work, i feel great" and yet at the end of the day " aww man today was so much work, doing all that nothing and not looking for a job."

i just find something a bit wrong with that, show of hands, who else does that?
i mean really, no wonder kids are getting dumber we are waht they look up too, i have set one bad example for any kids, i got no job, no life, i live with my mom, i take alot of shit, i droped out of school, i got all the IQ i seem to really want, i mean come on.

i may have morals and be a rather nice guy at times, but im flat out an asshole who i wouldnt let my own kids look up too.
now thats just sad when u know u could only set a bad path for the ones you love.

so what can we do about this?
well i'll tell you what we can do, i really will, just as soon as anyone takes a step for it, its one thing to say "i want to know!!!"
but its another thing to know wtf im talking about.

fuck it, who wants to apply with me at the graveyard?
digging graves my job, i really want it, id be outside, with the freshair, and the whole getting fit deal, and getting paid for it, hells yeah i want that.

this has been the Kodak, take'n it back to the shows from the freakystories.

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