alright so lets start this show off, shall we, now then
todays Co-host shall be, hmm lets see whos on the line,...
so looks like we got Azazel, alrighty so aza, has agreed to be on the show today.
dave-so aza, where should we start this off, well hmm, lets see, some good old news, this is the first ep of my new show, "the dave show"
and how does it feel to be the first person on it?
aza-i am very honoured,extremely,like a turkey on thanksgiving
dave-well now this is nice isnt it, so aza got any news u'd like to share with the people listening, u can tell them about yourself, or anything you want, this is my news.
aza-well let's see...
aza-helloo listeners, my name's aza, i'm a famous european writer, i just finished my latest book 'how to live with bacon in your shoes' and in my spare time i like to go to the sea.
dave-wow
aza-what else would you like to know dave?
dave-well aza, is there any news over in that side of earth today?
and for the listeners u cna state what part that is(i know but they prolly dont)
aza-it's raining, i can tell you that
well i live in Flanders
it's the northern part of belgium
prolly well-known for the chocolate and the fries
aza-and i live close to Antwerp
lovely city
lots of shoe stores
dave-lol thats good aza, so do u offent buy shoes?
aza-oh yes
i'm saving money for a more classical high heel, with a modern design.
aza-it's a part of womenhood, you know dave
shoes.
dave-oh is it now, well see theres a little bit of a factor i bet most people didnt know, or at least most people over here in canada
dave-well aza, the fator, is the simple part of the story. the story that rains doom on us all!
aza-oh please tell this story to the listeners dave
dave-alrighty, so anyway here i was, in the dark tempest jungles of the great white north(canada)
and i saw this little lion, who in this part of earth is very commen, well anyway, the moral of the story is, dont, i repeat, dont walk up to a lion, kick it in the nuts, and say " hahah you just got powned n00bie!!!!"
aza-ow i would raise it like my own child
the little lion
dave-oh well aza, its time ofr a short break, we will be back after this, *goes on break*
*music plays*
*music ends*
dave-and were back, now then i hope u liked listening to the smooth tunes of tool, that was stink fist for all of you who didnt know that,
so over the break me and aza here talked about the show, and so far so good, lol.
alright so into the news, *plays theme music*
"News!!!!!"
alright so let me see what we've got.
dave-and in the news today, well i dont read the current paper so lets see whats in the news from friday july 14th, 2006, the local standard.
aza-now that's old news
dave-lol yes it is, alright our top story is , "Bye-bye beer fridge"
Today's refrigerators use less then half the power of units built in 1984 or earlier. A fridge that is 25 years or older coasts $219 per year to run, while a new fridge coasts about $49.
aza-ahhh, world evolution
dave-Household appliances account for about 20 percent of the average homeowners energy bill. Refridgerators are one of the largest consumers of electricty in the average home.
Every 1,000 refridgerators taken out of service will save enough electricity to supply more then 130 homes.
Source : Ontario power Authority's, conservation bureauaza-aye
very useful to know
dave-yup and my hands hurt from having to type all that and its just a short story.aza-indeed, so no more news i tell you
dave-lol im only guna do one a day anyway, and only one show a week lol.
aza-i see
well dave, is that it? because i'm going to bed now, goodnight
dave-well it appears thats all im willing to type so untill next time, bite me, and good night.
*ending theme song*
"The dave show was brought to you by the letter A, and by no means should be sued cuz i am broke."
"spec thanks to our guest today, aza"
i will see you all next week and thanks for tuning in to my program.
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