"dan, sometimes you can be a real dumbass, but its not just you, look around, we got. man while was sniffling a candle while laying down, and oh theres glass in the ass man, and look theres that girl who always seems to get knocked up.
see dan your not the only idoit in town."
thanks for that doc, wow, got to love friends huh? ok well here i am at the hospital, so as if you didnt get it, big man sluged the hell outa me,im going to be here a while as i was told that it was bad, which is why i first said that stuff about family cuz now mine are on their way here since i might not be out intime for thanksgiving, no wait, it was yesterday, ok well anyway they're coming here to have it with me on sunday, which makes me feel bad, now their going to fly out here and my moms never going to let it go.
"so dan is this how you thought you'd be spending your weekend?"
no you fucktard, much like everyone else whos in a fucking comma NO I DIDNT!
ok well to be fair im not in a comma, but i might as well be with all these fucking tubes in my mouth, and the fact i cant move.
*sigh* well theres really not much to say other than i may be a bit behide on telling the story, im so pumped full of drugs right now im not sure how this story is coming out.
"she hou... gah.... end thiy haha wheeee"
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